The Man Behind The Monk - A Creative Piece

Villam Lancaster Seagullett the story of BIRTH

Villiam first started as a thing with a wang then later in life he became a superstar but we come to that later. Villiam was born the he is now a 110 pound man baby. At the age of one he grew into a incredibly annoying baby voice he later grew out of it in the grade of six but you will learn about that in the next chapter. Villiam was born in a small town in america called compton he fell in love with the geese there and swore to protect for his entire life. He fell in love straight out of the womb her name was pernessa he swore to win her heart.

Villam Lancaster Seagullett the story of LIFE

Villiam grew up in the mean streets of compton, being the oldest of two other siblings. He did not get along with them. During Villiam’s early childhood, he pick up what is known as the “hamster voice.” He would crawl on all fours and speak in a very high pitched baby voice. Villiam’s friends consisted of the local geese. He learned to speak with them and eventually became their leader. During Villiam’s time as a student, he met the love of his life, Pernessa. He swore that one day he would win her love. He had a feeling in his pantalons that one day they would one day be together. A game Villiam loved to play was baseball. he played baseball a lot with the other kids. But every night, he would say to himself “what is base and what is ball? What is life? Is ball life?” Villiam was injured in a freak arm-wrestling accident and almost lost his right arm. During his down time, he would speak to the chipmunks. He then became a professional chipmunk whisperer. This is how he became the man known as “The Chipmonk.”Villiam graduated middle school with the prestigious Lynx award and the E’s G’s awards. Villiam knew that he had a bright future ahead. But before anything, Villiam knew he had one thing to do. He had to do one thing. Dance with the love of his life, Pernessa. He was scared, and nervous. But he knew it had to be done. Before she would leave and never see him again. It took a lot of courage to do it, but he was able to do it. Villiam was very horny when he had that dance. Everything happened in slow motion. And then, it was over. When Villiam got home, he knew remembered it was the last time that he would see her, and he cried, and cried, all night long like that guy in the best cry ever video where that guy crying sounded like he was screaming. He was all like “I STILL LOVE YOU PERNESSA!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” During high school, Villiam got all E’s and G’s and was very successful in his school except for his applied french class where he got a N’s and a 38%. However, he was still unhappy, he had a hole in his cocaine filled heart after he found out he ended the deal with Pernessa. He then remembered, baseball. He then became happy and high school flew by. He graduated high school with E’s and G’s and another prestigious Lynx award. He then turned to a life of crime. He joined the Bloods and became an OG Killa. All his homies knew him as white death. He would mug stores so he could smoke tampax to get delusional and stick up banks. His familly got concerned for him, and sent him to rehab. he eventually got clean of tampax and was back to his old self. Eventually, he tried out for a position on the L.A. Lakers as their swinger and with the help of his Chipmonk friends, he became the swinger for the L.A. Lakers.

Villam Lancaster Seagullett the story of DEATH

Villiam was not man, but ball, ball had life but did ball have enough life? this question berated his mind night and day. day and night. dusk and dawn. dawn and dusk. Vill would ask himself. What is ball? What is Basket? Vill then said no… I am not a butt feck nobody. LIFE is life. He once pondered the idea of flying to britain. To join the lancasters, but villiam is bound to Ontario. No life beyond. No life before He Is him, but she is she? Villiam had no idea. And either did we. Moving on….

Villiam had much to discover through his life. But what did Villiam not discover about shoe? Shoe was not life but shoe was in a box. Box is his life. Villiam is a SQUARE.

All is understood.

One small long yet brown and yellow day. Vill went to his local grocer. Where he would stare at food. But not purchase. Purchase was too much. Purchase was pernessa. pernessa was too much for his OLD bold small heart

His heart imploded. And out came <- hehe see what i did there?? small cocaine bits!

Villiam had bribed pablo picasso to fill his heart with cocaine.

It killed him, but not his soul.

a creative piece, by Ponny Luis, Teremy, and Porgan Muddefoot